Archive/Broker QnA 2024
For The Broker's birthday on 17 September, 2024, he answered a series of questions asked by the members of the boggio community Discord. An archive of these questions and their answers are provided below.
The artwork and writing for this QnA was provided by Soda, and the video editing was done by Signol.
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Transcription
Note: This transcription is provided as-is - that is to say, any typos were part of the original video.
Broker: Greetings everyone!
Broker: I have been given a temporary pardon from my public execution to answer a few questions!
Broker: On account of today being my very own Spawn Day, of course!
Broker: My thanks goes out to the Warden for giving me this opportunity before I escape!
Broker: Now lets get these questions answered, shall we?
Q: How's life in lost temple like?
- A: .... It used to be better than it is now! but otherwise... pretty dry, dusty, sandy...
- Divided is a good word to describe it.
- I mean, heck, why do you think I crash at Crossroads so often?
- Of course I love visiting the family! But the area isn't exactly what I'd call...Ideal.
- Oh well! Whatever the father says goes, I suppose!
Q: What was it like growing up in your younger years such as your 20s?
- A: I'd rather not dwell on it! Next question!
Q: Broker what is your opinion on coil?
- A: Ahh yes, the little firecracker Iv'e been hearing so much about!
- I suppose Banny's list of pests keeps growing by the day, eh?
- I think the little underdog shows great potential!
- Not to mention, He's been a real thorn for Blackrock to deal with!
- Any demon that wants to keep all their limbs intact knows to stay away from Blackrock, Especially as of recently.
- So for someone to steal from them repeatedly WITHOUT getting caught...
- Well, I can't tell if he's just plain stupid or suicidal!
- I think he'd make a great addition to our family!
Q: Hello Mr/Ms Broker. happy birthday. have you heard of this sword called "icedagger" ?
- A: The heck is an Icedagger?
Q: hi broker just wondering... are all your body parts your own?
- A: What are you, some kind of narc?
- Because if so then, yes officer, all of my body parts belong to me!
Q: broker can i join you and ur cul- i mean church group
- A: Of course! Any demon is allowed to join our ever-expanding family!
- Father Overseer welcomes all!
- But...I hope for your sake, of course, you'll be able to show your true devotion.
Q: happy birthday, Broker!! Small question, what was your first impression on Medkit? I already have a hunch he joined later on sooo how was it?
- A: The Doc? He's apart of our family the same way everyone else is!
- I know Scythe can be a little hard on him sometimes, but we just don't want him to make any rash decisions!
- After all, he was the one that came to us first! I can't imagine why he would want to leave now.
Q: Broker how did you know Skateboard was hiding Coil, and would you ever, or have you worked with him?
- A: A demon never reveals her secrets!
- And oh gosh, I don't think I'd ever be able to work with such a brute! I'd much rather stick to the classier demons, thank you very much!
Note: Broker is referring to Skateboard in the latter part of this answer.
Q: how long have you and zuka been friends?
- A: I suppose it's only been a few years now since I first met him!
- It was at a pretty low point in my life, so I'm greatful to have found a demon like him, even if he may not feel the same!
- And little Rocket too of course!
Q: Hey Broker, what do you think of the SFoTHs?
- A: I don't believe in fake gods.
Broker: Well, It's been lovely everyone! Thank you to those who submitted their burning questions for me to answer!
Broker: Remember to buy brokercoin in bulk!
Broker: Buh-Bye!
