Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III is an NPC in PHIGHTING!. They are planned to sell UGC and gamepasses to the player.
Appearance
Personality
They are extremely classist.[1] Pwnatious does not hate demons like The Broker necessarily because he could take away from their business, they just hate poor demons.[2] They are a "nepotism baby and an asshole".[3]
Lore
They were born into a Blackrock noble family.[1] Their parents were mostly absent in their childhood, and still do not pay much attention to them in their adulthood, with Carnage taking care of them instead.[4] When they were younger, they were taken care of by a nanny.[5]
Relationships
The Broker
There is only room for one corrupt capitalist. [6] Broker and Pwnatious do not like each other.[7]
Traffic
Pwnatious has a one-sided rivalry with Traffic. They have a heavy dislike for him, but Traffic is "too high to figure it out".[8]
Subspace
Subspace and Pwnatious know each other, but they aren't close.[9] They both secretly hate each other.[10]
Carnage
Carnage is Pwnatious' personal bodyguard. They have a role similar to a parental figure, replacing Pwnatious' mostly absent parents.[4]
Dialogue
Gallery
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Concept art of Pwnatious by Soda
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Key art of Pwnatious by Soda
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Pwnatious without their teapot by Soda
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Pwnatious throwing a rock at The Broker by Soda
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Pwnatious imploring people to invest in Tea Stock by Soda
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Pwnatious being held up by Carnage by Soda
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A comic by Soda featuring Pwnatious complaining about Traffic's loitering to their Omega Biograft, Carnage.
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A comic by Soda featuring Pwations being invited by Traffic to a card game.
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Trivia
- While Pwnatious' gear is the Moneybags, they are primarily designed after, and wear a hat similar to, the Golden Teapot of Pwnage.
- Pwnatious runs a store in the same building complex as Traffic.[11]
- The pattern on one side of their horns is painted.[12]
- Pwnatious would force themself to like chess because it's "sophisticated" despite not knowing how to play.[13]
- They would listen to classical music.[14]
- They like tea.[15]
- They would be disgusted by fast food, but still eat it in secret.[16]
- Pwnatious only uses "they/them" pronouns because they believe that those pronouns are superior to all other pronoun sets.[17]
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 4 May 2024 ([1] | Image) - "some info on them:
they are 26 years old
5’6ft tall
they come from a Blackrock noble family
Extremely classist
Will not talk to you unless you have 100k bux present" - ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 4 May 2024 ([2] | Image) - "Do Broker and Pwnatious hate each other because of Pwnatious tea stock might be taking away customers from Broker's Broker Coin business?" "No pwnatious just hates poor demons"
- ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 4 May 2024 ([3] | Image) - "is pwnatious also a criminal (if yes how srs and do they get around it like how subspace is protected) or are they just a silly capitalist" "Pwnatious isn’t a criminal just a nepotism baby and an asshole"
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Soda on stream at 01:45:32, 1 July 2024 - "soda, does carnage have a dad mode. very important question." "Uh... I mean, I guess Carnage is already like a... paternal figure to Pwnatious, because they have to like, look after them and stuff, like it's their duty to do that. Cuz' like, Pwnatious- Pwnatious' parents aren't really like, around, so that's why they got them the robot"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 02:08:12, 1 July 2024 - "Hey Soda, if Pwnatious didn't bother to take care of them (or even raise them) who took care of Pwnatious growing up? Was it the servants or did their parents hire a nanny" "Probably like a nanny, or something. Cuz' Carnage is like a recent- eh.. it's a recent edition [sic]"
- ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 4 May 2024 ([4] | Image) - "this town isn’t big enough for 2 corrupt capitalists"
- ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 4 May 2024 ([5] | Image) - "(They do NOT like each other)"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 02:54:17, 3 May 2024 - "Pwnage just like, fucking hates Traffic, and the dude- like, is too high to figure it out"
- ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 4 May 2024 ([6] | Image) - "what is pwnatious and subspace's relation" "They know each other but aren’t close"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 01:02:07, 10 May 2024 - "I don't want to use the word 'friends,' cuz they're not friends, but like, I think them and Subspace, like, they would like, know each other, but like, kinda secretly like hate each other's guts"
- ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 7 May 2024 ([7] | Image) - "Carnage: First of all, this isn't your private property. He owns the shop underneath yours."
- ↑ @Soda_Stuff on Twitter, 8 May 2024 ([8] | Image) - "I question how the pattern on one side of pwn's horns came to be, unlike other demon's horns" "it’s just painted on 1 side :)"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 09:58, 1 January 1970 - "soda does pwnatious like chess" "I think like, their- they force themselves to like it, but in reality, they like, have no idea how to play. They just think it's like a- it's like 'Oh it's sophisticated, that must mean I must like it' and then like- and they, they have no idea what's going on"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 01:11:43, 10 May 2024 - "What type of music would Pwna listen to? Like classical or something along the lines of some, also would he listen to the Flipsides music or something?" "Um... I don't know. Probably just classical"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 01:25:44, 1 January 1970 - "@sodakettle Does Pwna like tea? If so, what kind? (Sorry if this has been asked Lol)" "Yes, Pwn likes tea. I don't know what kind, some like, special Blackrock mix, or something"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 00:41:14, 10 June 2024 - "how would pwnatious feel about fast food ?" "I think they'd be like really disgusted by it, but then they like, secretly indulge in it"
- ↑ Soda on stream at 00:41:53, 10 June 2024 - "Also, people keep asking me why Pwnatious uses 'they/them' if all the Phighters canonically, like, don't really care about which pronouns they use and my answer is, Pwnatious thinks 'they/them' is the superior set of pronouns. That's the in-universe reason"
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