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| pronouns = He/Him
| height = 5'8" / 173cm<ref name = height;>'''aidn in boggio community, 6 November 2022''' ([https://discord.com/channels/933210573297057812/964708430508077126/1039054431485960212 Link] | [[:Media:Heightstilsub.webp|Image]]) - "hyperlaser - 5'8"</ref>
| height = 5'8" / 173cm
| age = 38<ref name = age;>'''aidn in boggio community, 10 October 2022''' ([https://discord.com/channels/933210573297057812/964708430508077126/1029078558003433573 Link] | [[:Media:Agestilsub.webp|Image]]) - "hyperlaser - 38"</ref>
| age = 38
| birthday = 1 March<ref name = bday;>'''aidn in boggio community, 10 October 2022''' ([https://discord.com/channels/933210573297057812/964708430508077126/1028919978218500106 Link] | [[:media:Bdaystilsub.webp|Image]]) - "hyperlaser - march 1st"</ref>
| birthday = 1 March
| faction = [[Blackrock]]
| gear = [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/130113146/Hyperlaser-Gun Hyperlaser Gun]
When not focused on the battles before him, Hyperlaser becomes rather curious about other people; much of his dialogue is him asking other Phighters about themselves, usually in regards to their weapons and skills. He shows a greater amount of concern for [[Katana]] than anyone else, and tries to coax him into slowing down and talking about his problems.
Despite wanting to leave [[Blackrock]] in the long run, he still takes his work with them seriously, and appears to even take pleasure and pride in the kills that come with it. He does not regretfeel guilt about the deathdeaths he has caused while working for Blackrock.<ref name="guilt"guilty;>'''@soda-stuff on Tumblr, 13 July 2023''' ([https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/722757573984534528/does-hyperlaser-feel-ashamed-of-the-people-he-has?source=share, @soda_stuff,Link] | [[:Media:Hyperguiltno.png|Image]]) - "Does Hyperlaser feel ashamed of the people he's has killed? Does he feel guilt?"] "nope!"</ref>
==Lore==
Hyperlaser's 'antennae' aren't actually his horns, but rather a part of his helmet. He was caught in a traumatic incident that resulted in severe burns, blindness, and the loss/damage of his horns,. theThe burns are yet still sensitive to touch.<ref name =" touch";>'''@soda-stuff on Tumblr 22 October 2023''' ([https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/731906880852639744tagged/would-hyperlaser-let-me-hug-him?source=share, @soda_stuff "wouldLink] hyperlaser| let me hug him"[[:Media:Hyperlaserburns.png|Image]]</ref> However,He wears the helmet so he iscan see and not insecureout aboutof theminsecurity.<ref name="tumblrask1insecure";>'''@soda-stuff on Tumblr, 22 October 2023''' ([https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/731909044973060096/haii-congrats-on-your-6-billion-followers-3-i?source=share OneLink] [[:Media:Multiaskdeityhyperbloodzukasub.jpg|Image]]) - " Does Hyperlaser hide his face out of insecurities?" "Without the questionshelmet inhe aliterally Tumblrcannot Asksee regardsso aboutits Hyperlaser]not out of insecurity"</ref> He is physically incapable of crying.
He is blind. Without his helmet, he cannot see, <ref name="see";> [https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/731909044973060096/haii-congrats-on-your-6-billion-followers-3-i?source=share, @soda_stuff, "Without the helmet he literally cannot see"] </ref> and he is also physically incapable of crying. <ref name="cry";> [https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/722031473720524800/does-hyperlaser-cry-during-his-alone-time?source=share, @soda_stuff, "Hyperlaser is physically incapable of crying"] </ref>
==Relationships==
===[[Katana]]===
Hyperlaser and [[Katana]] are seen to be particularly friendly towards eachother despite their stoic natures, in fact, it has been confirmed that they are friends and drinking buddies.<ref name="drink";>[https://twitter.com/7GB0_/status/1665942174695845889?s=20 @7GB0_, "hyperlaser and katana are now canonically drinking buddies"]</ref>
===[[Biograft]] and [[Subspace]]===
Hyperlaser isworks affiliatedtogether with [[Biograft]].<ref andname = relation;>[[Subspace]] by faction:Media:Relationshipchartv3.webp|Version Although3 theyof workthe together, Hyperlaser dislikesrelationship Subspacechart.]]</ref>
===[[The Broker]]===
[[The Broker|Broker]] is not fond of Hyperlaser due to his work position, but does not hate him. <ref name="fond";> [https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/735972505137889280/hi-soda-silly-handful-of-questions-in-regards-to?source=share, @soda_stuff, "(Broker) doesn't hate Hyperlaser, he's just not fond of bootlickers"] </ref>
===[[Medkit]]===
HeHyperlaser is mildly curious about whatthe happenedincident between [[Medkit]] and [[Subspace]]. <ref name ="curious" subthoughts;>'''@soda-stuff on Tumblr, 21 October 2023''' ([https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/731776009261776896/actually-does-hyperlaser-somewhat-care-about?source=share Link] | [[:Media:Hypersubmedcare.png|Image]]) - "actually; does hyperlaser *somewhat* care about subspace or......... (referenced by his dialogue with medkit)" "'care' is a strong word. He 'cares' about subspace in the same way you would 'care' about your dickhead boss, @soda_stuffwhich is to say, "not a whole lot. Actually i would go as far to say he just doesn't like the guy but remains neutral on the surface I would say he is curious about what happened between the two"] tho, considering both of them are infamous for different reasons"</ref>
===[[Skateboard]]===
Hyperlaser does not approve of [[Skateboard]]’sSkateboard’s carefree attitute, activley scolding him in their exchangesexchange.
===[[Subspace]]===
Hyperlaser does not like Subspace, but remains neutral to him in their interactions.<ref name = subthoughts;></ref>
==Trivia==
* Hyperlaser's face will never be revealed. <ref name="reveal";>'''@soda-stuff on Tumblr, 7 December 2023''' ([https://www.tumblr.com/soda-stuff/736113059204055040/in-the-drawing-of-young-blackrock-hyperlaser-has?source=share, @soda_stuff,Link] | [[:Media:Hyperlaserfacerevealno.png|Image]]) - "In the drawing of young Blackrock, Hyperlaser hadhas his face blacked out too. Does that mean that his face has been fucked up since literally 15 years old..? (Like his horns have been gone since 15 or he's had the burns since then) Or did you just not wanna design it lmao"] "i will never reveal hyperlaser's face, past or present"</ref>
* Excluding deities, Hyperlaser has killed the most amount of people.
*Hyperlaser has a cat named Princess. <ref name="princess";> [https://vxtwitter.com/Soda_Stuff/status/1727063981507092881, @Soda_stuff, "Princess, Hyperlaser's cat, is now canon"] </ref>
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