User:Sillyvizion/BanDialogTest

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Intro

Basic

BAN HAMMER

Here I come!
Here comes trouble!
I'll carry you all, as per usual!
I've arrived!
I've got this in the bag!
Move over losers!
Make way!
This run's for you momma!
Watch out for me!
Gotta make momma proud!


Crossroads

BAN HAMMER

I can send anyone to prison and they still dare charge me for a cup of water?
Time to kick it back and relax!
I've arrived!
Can't a famous guy like me get some stuff for free! Not even a discount!
Do raging tyrants still need to pay their bills?
Momma won't mind me spending a bit of my allowance, right?


Ally Biograft - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Does this guy even feel any emotions?

BIOGRAFT

NEGATIVE.

BAN HAMMER

Life must be rough.



BAN HAMMER

You ready, robot?

BIOGRAFT

AFFIRMATIVE. I AM PREPARED.

BAN HAMMER

So serious.


Ally Boombox - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Turn that garbage off!

BOOMBOX

Not vibing with it?

BAN HAMMER

How could I ever vibe with that trash of a genre?!



BAN HAMMER

Can't you go play your music somewhere else?

BOOMBOX

You'll learn to love it!

BAN HAMMER

Who said?


Ally Hyperlaser - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Do you ever like, go out and chill with friends?

HYPERLASER

I lost all of them.

BAN HAMMER

Youch! Tough luck!



BAN HAMMER

I love the new inventions Blackrock is coming up with!

HYPERLASER

Can't say I feel the same.


Ally Katana - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Why do you waste so much time preparing for a single goal?

KATANA

I must return the favor.



BAN HAMMER

You can't get involved with the business of the dudes higher up.

KATANA

And who will stop me?


Ally Medkit - Chat

BAN HAMMER

A trip to Blackrock sounds nice right about now! How about it?

MEDKIT

I'm fine, thanks.

BAN HAMMER

What a party pooper.



BAN HAMMER

Do I really want to work with a rebel on my team?

MEDKIT

I did what was right.

BAN HAMMER

You did what benefited you and only you.



BAN HAMMER

Hey Medkit, want to invent some stuff for me?

MEDKIT

I'm past that now.


Ally Rocket - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Such a tiny little being.

ROCKET

Hey! I'm not as short as Valk at least!

BAN HAMMER

Oh that kid? Yeah, haha, nobody can beat that kid's height!


Ally Shuriken - Chat

BAN HAMMER

When will you stop messing around and learn how rough the world is?

SHURIKEN

When I have to!

BAN HAMMER

Oh you'll have to soon enough, I'll tell you.



BAN HAMMER

You should learn to take it slow, patience is a virtue, afterall.

SHURIKEN

What does that even mean?

BAN HAMMER

Not sure! My momma told me it!


Ally Skateboard - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Get this annoying mosquito away from me.

SKATEBOARD

A mosquito? Where?

BAN HAMMER

Didn't know this mosquito could converse.



BAN HAMMER

Watch where you're skating!

SKATEBOARD

Who's gonna stop me?

BAN HAMMER

A guy who could send you to prison, maybe.


Ally Slingshot - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Stop moving around so much!

SLINGSHOT

Haha!



BAN HAMMER

Carrying around that massive slingshot everywhere? I could never!

SLINGSHOT

Very funny.

BAN HAMMER

Maybe I should retire and become a comedian!

SLINGSHOT

Please do.



BAN HAMMER

Get this annoying mosquito away from me.

SLINGSHOT

Hey! Don't call me that!

BAN HAMMER

Darn, didn't think you'd hear that.


Ally Subspace - Chat

BAN HAMMER

Are all experiments at Blackrock ethical?

SUBSPACE

Of course!!



BAN HAMMER

Any new inventions?

SUBSPACE

I've come up with a way to instantly kill anyone who breathes in my poison!!

BAN HAMMER

That might be illegal.

SUBSPACE

Oh gosh?! Don't send me to that place!


Ally Sword - Chat

BAN HAMMER

What a puny little weapon you've got there!

SWORD

Don't underestimate me.

BAN HAMMER

Ooh, shiver me timbers.



BAN HAMMER

You call that a weapon?

SWORD

It gets the job done.

BAN HAMMER

Mine gets the job done better!


Kill

Basic

BAN HAMMER

Got you!
Hope momma's proud!
That one was for you momma!
Nice try!
Not a scratch!
Were you trying?
You can never beat a tyrant!
Maybe just get better for next time?


Biograft

BAN HAMMER

Clearly robots won't be replacing me any time soon!


Katana

BAN HAMMER

Yadda, yadda, corruption whatever!
At least you can take a break now!


Medkit

BAN HAMMER

You ran away just to become even worse?


Rocket

BAN HAMMER

How are you and your father related?


Shuriken

BAN HAMMER

Act your age for once!


Skateboard

BAN HAMMER

I'm not afraid to break that board!


Assist

BAN HAMMER

Don't kill them! Send them to prison!
I'm meant to be the one killing them here!
Really? That should've been mine!
Stop taking my kills!


Match outcome

Victory

BAN HAMMER

Get better, maybe?
I prove that I'm superior once again!
Momma better be proud about that run!
Nice try! Clearly you weren't good enough though!


Defeat

BAN HAMMER

I just let you have that one as a nice little gift!
Hope momma's not watching!
Wasn't even trying that time!