Ban Hammer/Dialogue

Overview

Lore

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Intro

Basic

• "Gotta make momma proud!"
• "Here comes trouble!"
• "Here I come!"
• "I've arrived!"
• "I'll carry you all, as per usual!"
• "I've got this in the bag!"
• "I'll show you all who's boss!"
• "Make way!"
• "Move over losers!"
• "This run's for you momma!"
• "Watch out for me!"

Multiplier round

• "Don't think I need any more Bux, but I'll take it!"
• "Is it legal for them to be giving out Bux like this?"
• "Momma better watch me this time, I'm putting in my all!"
• "Now we're talking!"
• "Now's the time to go ham!"

Crossroads

• "Can't a famous guy like me get some stuff for free! Not even a discount!"
• "Do raging tyrants still need to pay their bills?"
• "I can send anyone to prison and they still dare charge me for a cup of water?"
• "I've arrived!"
• "Momma won't mind me spending a bit of my allowance, right?"
• "Time to kick it back and relax!"

Ally Biograft - Chat

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Ban Hammer Biograft Ban Hanmer

"Does this guy even feel any emotions?" "NEGATIVE." "Life must be rough."

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Ban Hammer Biograft Ban Hammer

"When did Blackrock start making robots?" "RECENTLY." "You can talk, too?! Might need to get me one..."

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Ban Hammer Biograft Ban Hammer

"You ready, robot?" "AFFIRMATIVE. I AM PREPARED." "So serious."

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Ally Boombox - Chat

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Ban Hammer Boombox Ban Hammer

"Can't you go play your music somewhere else?" "You'll learn to love it!" "Who said?"

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Ban Hammer Boombox Ban Hammer

"Turn that garbage off!" "Not vibing with it?" "How could I ever vibe with that trash of a genre?!"

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Ban Hammer Boombox Ban Hammer

"You need some better music taste." "Everyone has their own taste!" "Yes, but that doesn't mean everyone's taste is good."

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Ally Hyperlaser - Chat

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Ban Hammer Hyperlaser Ban Hammer

"Do you ever like, go out and chill with friends?" "I lost all of them." "Youch! Tough luck!"

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Ban Hammer Hyperlaser

"I love the new inventions Blackrock is coming up with!" "Can't say I feel the same."

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Ban Hammer Hyperlaser Ban Hammer Hyperlaser

"It's so nice having these big horns!" "..." "Something wrong?" "Focus."

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Ally Katana - Chat

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Ban Hammer Katana Ban Hammer

"Why do you waste so much time preparing for a single goal?" "I must return the favor." "At least loosen up a bit."

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Ban Hammer Katana

"You can't get involved with the business of the dudes higher up." "And who will stop me?"

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Ban Hammer Katana

"You seem like a tough opponent, we should spar some time." "There is no reason to waste precious time doing nonsense."

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Ally Medkit - Chat

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Ban Hammer Medkit Ban Hammer

"A trip to Blackrock sounds nice right about now! How about it?" "I'm fine, thanks." "What a party pooper."

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Ban Hammer Medkit Ban Hammer

"Do I really want to work with a rebel on my team?" "I did what was right." "You did what benefited you and only you."

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Ban Hammer Medkit

"Hey Medkit, want to invent some stuff for me?" "I'm past that now."

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Ban Hammer Medkit Ban Hammer

"Lost Temple, remember how it was back in the day?" "Was it better than it is now?" "Boss wouldn't think so, haha!"

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Ban Hammer Medkit Ban Hammer

"Why do you work with such lowlives? You don't seem to be like them." "We all do whats necessary to survive. Wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that." "..."

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Ally Rocket - Chat

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Ban Hammer Rocket Ban Hammer

"A mighty soldier gets a son and this is what pops out?" "Who are you?" "Darn, I'm not very popular with the new generation."

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Ban Hammer Rocket

"Good luck hitting anybody with those snail pace rockets!" "Just watch me!"

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Ban Hammer Rocket Ban Hammer

"Such a tiny little being." "Hey! I'm not as short as Valk at least!" "Oh that kid? Yeah, haha, nobody can beat that kid's height!"

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Ban Hammer Rocket

"Watch where you point that thing, you could hurt yourself!" "...Are you new around here?"

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Ally Scythe - Chat

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Scythe Ban Hammer

"A team-up? Well, this is unexpected!" "Don't get too excited, this is only temporary."

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Ban Hammer Scythe

"Don't think this little game will save you from the law." "How frightening~!"

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Scythe Ban Hammer Scythe

"Evenin', Banny." "Quit calling me that!" "Slip of the tongue, Hehe."

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Scythe Ban Hammer

"I bet my deity is better than yers!" "What? Nobody beats my momma!"

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Scythe Ban Hammer

"Let's play a game, the winner gets to be pardoned from jail permanently!" "...That's an oddly specific prize."

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Ban Hammer Scythe Ban Hammer Scythe

"What the- You again?!" "Missed me? I know, I'm irresistible." "...The second that this is over you and I are going to have a long chat behind bars." "Hah! In yer dreams."

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Scythe Ban Hammer

"Y'know, for how much of a meathead ya are, ya do seem to prove as a rather useful ally." "...Whatever."

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Ally Shuriken - Chat

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Ban Hammer Shuriken Ban Hammer

"Another fast, pesky prick. How fun.' "You should try to enhance your mobility some time!" "I've tried. It's not for me."

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Ban Hammer Shuriken Ban Hammer

"When will you stop messing around and learn how rough the world is?" "When I have to!" "Oh you'll have to soon enough, I'll tell you."

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Ban Hammer Shuriken Ban Hammer

"You should learn to take it slow, patience is a virtue, afterall." "What does that even mean?" "Not sure! My momma told me it!"

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Ally Skateboard - Chat

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Ban Hammer Skateboard Ban Hammer

"Get this annoying mosquito away from me." "A mosquito? Where?" "Didn't know this mosquito could converse."

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Ban Hammer Skateboard

"Isn't there a no skating policy here?" "That won't stop me!"

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Ban Hammer Skateboard Ban Hammer

"Watch where you're skating!" "Who's gonna stop me?" "A guy who could send you to prison, maybe."

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Ally Slingshot - Chat

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Ban Hammer Slingshot Ban Hammer Slingshot

"Carrying around that massive slingshot everywhere? I could never!" "Very funny." "Maybe I should retire and become a comedian!" "Please do."

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Ban Hammer Slingshot Ban Hammer

"Get this annoying mosquito away from me." "Hey! Don't call me that!" "Darn, didn't think you'd hear that."

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Ban Hammer Slingshot

"Stop moving around so much!" "Haha!"

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Ally Subspace - Chat

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Ban Hammer Subspace Ban Hammer Subspace

"Any new inventions?" "I've come up with a way to instantly kill anyone who breathes in my poison!!" "That might be illegal." "Oh gosh?! Don't send me to that place!!"

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Ban Hammer Subspace Ban Hammer Subspace

"Anything illegal going on in your lab?" "Don't think so!!" "What if I asked your previous colleagues, maybe Medkit?" "Oh golly!! I think we don't need to ask him!!"

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Ban Hammer Subspace

"Are all experiments at Blackrock ethical?" "Of course!!"

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Ally Sword - Chat

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Ban Hammer Sword Ban Hammer

"Aren't you meant to be some tall god or something?" "I'm not like them." "Clearly, haha!"

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Ban Hammer Sword Ban Hammer

"What a puny little weapon you've got there!" "Don't underestimate me." "Ooh, shiver my timbers."

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Ban Hammer Sword Ban Hammer

"You call that a weapon?" "It gets the job done." "Mine gets the job done better!"

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Ally Vine Staff - Chat

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Ban Hammer Vine Staff

"Ain't it fun having such a cool power?" "If you were in my shoes, you'd be tired of everyone asking for healing."

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Kill

Basic

• "Banland's calling!"
• "Got you!"
• "Hope momma's proud!"
• "Maybe just get better for next time?"
• "Nice try!"
• "Not a scratch!"
• "That one was for you momma!"
• "Were you trying?"
• "You can never beat a tyrant!"

First blood

• "How pathetic!"
• "Nice one, loser!"
• "Loser!"
• "You really just handed yourself to me, haha!"

Resurrection

• "I didn't need that, but thanks!"
• "I'm back!"
• "Looks like some punks can be helpful sometimes!"
• "That never happened!"

Revenge

• "Don't mess with me next time!"
• "Don't try me!"
• "I always come back!"
• "That's karma!"

Shutdown

• "Out in the open just like that? Really?"
• "That's embarassing!"
• "Use that small mind of yours next time!"

Using Order

• "Come here!"
• "Get over here!"

Using Deposition

• "Did you even have an escape plan?"
• "Don't run away!"
• "There's no escape!"
• "You can't hide!"

Using Litigation

• “I’m getting dizzy!”

Using Judgement

• "Fore!"
• "Get a better lawyer next time!"
• "Guilty as charged!"
• "See ya!"

Biograft

• "Clearly robots won't be replacing me any time soon!"
• ”Go fix your code!”

Boombox

• "Be quiet for once!"
• "Turn that music off!"

Hyperlaser

• "Fix your aim!"
• "Is your age finally catching up with you?"

Katana

• "At least you can take a break now!"
• "Learn to rest for a bit!"
• "Yadda, yadda, corruption whatever!"

Medkit

• "Go research on how to get better at combat!"
• "You ran away just to become even worse?"

Rocket

• "Clearly you inherited the wrong genes!"
• "How are you and your father related?"
• "What a disappointment!"

Shuriken

• "Act your age for once!"
• "Finally that prick is down!"

Skateboard

• "Caught you!"
• "Finally that mosquito's dead!"
• "I'm not afraid to break that board!"

Slingshot

• "Finally, he stopped moving."
• "Stop hopping around!"

Subspace

• "Don't test my patience!"
• "I don't think that gas is legal!"

Sword

• "All your training for that?"
• "I'm sure he'd be disappointed in you!"
• "You aren't living up to your expectations."

Vine Staff

• "I'm not afraid to get rid of someone pretty!"
• "Those sprouts won't save you forever!"

Assist

• "Don't kill them! Send them to prison!"
• "I'm meant to be the one killing them here!"
• "Really? That should've been mine!"
• "Stop taking my kills!"

Phinisher

• "Your verdict is..."

Successful execute

• "Guilty!"

Failed execute

• "Hope momma didn't see that one!"
• "Hope nobody saw that!"
• "I'll get you next time!"
• "I was just practicing!"
• "My hand slipped!"
• "Whoops!"
• "You just had a get out of jail free card!"
• "You're free to go... for now!"

Mid-match

One Minute Left — Winning

• "Finally, I've been waiting for this to be done with!"
• "Here comes trouble!"
• "I've got the lead, just a little bit longer!"
• "Keep trying losers! You won't be able to catch up!"
• "Not too long till that victory is mine! Er... I mean, ours...
• "You're wasting my time now, let's hurry this up!"

One Minute Left — Losing

• "Don't count me out just yet!"
• "Now's the time for the turnaround!"
• "Oh, now you're in for it!"
• "You don't know what's coming!"
• "I've got this!"

Overtime

• "Am I the only one who's trying?!"
• "Come on punks! Put in your all!"
• "I won't let us lose this!
• "If we lose this, you bet I'm sending you all to jail!"
• "I'm not in the mood for this!"
• "Really? We should've been winning from the start!"
• "You're just wasting my time now, let's hurry this up!"

Match outcome

Victory

• "Get better, maybe?"
• "I prove that I'm superior once again!"
• "Momma better be proud about that run!"
• "Nice try! Clearly you weren't good enough though!"
• "You can never beat a tyrant!"

Defeat

• "Hope momma's not watching!"
• "I just let you have that one as a nice little gift!"
• "I was just feeling generous enough to let you take that one!"
• "Just wait until I take this blindfold off!"
• "Wasn't even trying that time!"

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Characters
Phighters Melee Sword • Skateboard • Biograft • Katana • Ban Hammer Ranged Rocket • Slingshot • Hyperlaser • Shuriken • Scythe Support Medkit • Boombox • Subspace • Vine Staff
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