Broker Doll

A Broker Doll is an NPC in PHIGHTING!. Broker Dolls appeared all around Crossroads during the Decoy Deploy Phrenzy.

Overview

Broker Dolls are miniature dolls of The Broker that look strikingly similar to his Makeship plushie. They decorate Crossroads during the Decoy Deploy Phrenzy, appearing in various different places. They can be interacted with, and when doing so, will say something relating to their surroundings or other NPCs that are nearby.

Broker Dolls come in a variety of sizes, with most being a typical plush size, but some being huge - such as the Broker Doll in the sea or the Broker Doll at the top of the Crossroads tower.

A Broker Doll replaces Broker's usual spot in Crossroads, but its dialogue is unchanged, allowing the player to still purchase Brokercoin.

Dialogue

Broker Dolls produce dialogue when interacted with. All of their dialogue is as follows.

• "bum"
• "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY"
• "die 10000 deaths"
• "Elevation."
• "Enrichment."
• "fine dining"
• "help"
• "hjdsjkliepdshfgjhb"
• "I CAN'T STOP BUYING BROKER PLUSHIES!"
• "ime book!"
• "i miss my wife"
• "i was just born"
• "le spooky and vaugue story here"
• "lost temple? why haven't you found it yet?"
• "miy arte"
• "Murder"
• "Physics"
• "soup"
• "This game needs more gambling"
• "this music sucks"
• "U dont understand. im literally 1. U must forgive"
• "vie staf"

Two Broker Dolls in the alleyway next to Yulaser say:

• "Cookies and good dreams 👼😇😇"
• "U got the stuff?"

There are two Broker Dolls overlooking the giant Broker Doll in the sea, on the road to Blackrock. They both say "Congratulations!", which is a reference to The End of Evangelion.

There is a Broker Doll sat in the room above Ranged Royale, looking at the giant image of a rack of ribs and who says "it's beautiful...".

There is a Broker Doll ontop of the Crossroads tower, behind the larger Broker Doll, who says "Silksong is releasing November 11th 2024". This is in reference to Hollow Knight: Silksong, a game series that Soda particularly enjoys.

All of the Broker Dolls inside JORRT (FOOD say "Wheres my food", with the Broker Doll behind the counter saying "Pressure...".

One of the Broker Dolls next to Cooler Boombox says:

Broker Doll

aaaappllglghhhhhfgggfwb Did u like my song?

The Broker Doll next to Ghosdeeri says:

Broker Doll

9999 kil level 1000000 im cracked

There are two Broker Dolls near to Pirate Medkit that say:

Broker Doll

Did you see that guy in the alley over there? He just keeps staring at me and starts laughing all weird! I don't have something on my face, do i?

Broker Doll

Lurking.... Striking fear into da hearts of demons from de shadows... Mwuahaha... .... AHH!!! U scared me!

The Broker Doll in an orange trailer near the center of Crossroads says:

Broker Doll

Do you know what the natural predator against a doll is? Dogs. I saw one rip my buddy apart! Now I stay in here...Where it's safe...

The Broker Doll sat atop an ATM next to the Rat Zone says:

Broker Doll

Hello yes This is da atm service Give me your money

The Broker Doll on the roof above Hoverboard says:

Broker Doll

I just ate my 50 millionth banana I don't feel so good

The Broker Doll in the library next to Da Shop says:

Broker Doll

ime working if u arent buying anythifg then geyt lost bum

The Broker Doll sat next to Eggsquerade Boombox says:

Broker Doll

i'm gonna do it. I'm gonnna reset the leaderboards

The Broker Doll in Ranged Royale says:

Broker Doll

i think they put chemicals in these Mey Favorite!

The Broker Doll ontop of a building next to the Thieves' Den sign says:

Broker Doll

It's not always easy helping someone who is sad But we can make sure they know we're there for them.

The Broker Doll on a BOGIO sign says:

Broker Doll

Reminder to double check face normals when importing your models into Roblox Studio U dont want flipped normals in your final mesh it'll become invisible and bad looking

The Broker Doll hanging on the building near Hoverboard says:

Broker Doll

To die of radiation from bananas you would need to eat 50 million bananas I dont actually know if that's true or not but you're not gonna fact check it.

The Broker Doll ontop of a tall building next to Astrobox and Kramptana says:

Broker Doll

To Find Yourself, YouThink For Yourself -Socrates

The Broker Doll sitting ontop of a car going towards Thieves' Den says:

Broker Doll

What do you think comes after death? It's one of life's greatest mysteries... I'm sure you'll find out soon! Not me tho im gonna live forever!

The Broker Doll in the food truck near the center of Crossroads says:

Broker Doll

Why do people say 'hit the sack' when they go to sleep? When I hit the sack i dont go to sleep. I double over in pain and cant breathe for like 45 seconds

There is a Broker Doll underneath the bridge going towards Lost Temple who has their own set of dialogue, seemingly referencing various things people have said to boggio.

Broker Doll

THE LORE?????!??! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???!1!??!?!? Devs should add my oc princess wand FIX THE MEMORY LEAKS Can i have tester pls some of u guys need to go to hell Incredibly unbalanced, nothing to work for, terrible anticheat that false positives when you have high ping, no update in ages, all skins are unobtainable rn they should hire me as a writer when next phestival?

Gallery

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  A pack of Broker Dolls in their natural habitat: the alleyway
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  Broker Doll witnessing a murder
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  Broker Doll wearing the Hat of the Devoted
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  Broker Doll sitting next to Another Boombox
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  Broker Doll wearing the Mask of the Vengeful
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  Broker Doll sitting next to Zuka
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  Broker Doll sitting above Zuka
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  Broker Doll chilling above one of the Crossroads TVs
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  Broker Doll chilling in the void underneath the Lost Temple bridge
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  Broker Doll flexing their KDA
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  Broker Doll disapproving of Traffic
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  Broker Doll who has an offer you can't refuse
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  Broker Doll sitting inside a food truck
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  Broker Doll in far too close proximity to Kramptana
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  Broker Doll relaxing somewhere familiar...
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  Broker Doll enjoying some fine dining at Slingshot's Cat Cafe
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  A particularly aerodynamic Broker Doll
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  Broker Doll about to eat their 50,000,001th banana
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  Broker Doll explaining a fact about Radiation in Bananas
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  A lonely Broker Doll cursed to man the cash register at Pink Parlor forever
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  Broker Doll talking about the game needs more gambling
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  A newborn baby Broker Doll
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  Broker Doll discovering physics
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  Broker Doll showing us their art
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  Hang on a minute, that looks familiar...
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  A helpful Broker Doll hanging around the back of the apartments
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  Two Broker Dolls partaking in purely legal activities
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  Broker Doll enjoying some highly processed "food"
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  A rather philosophical Broker Doll
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  Broker Doll not enjoying Coolerbox's music
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  Broker Doll sat across from Valleystaff
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  A pack of Broker Dolls waiting for their food
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  Broker Doll lost in the sauce
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  A group of Broker Dolls inside the library
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  Ditto.
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  Broker Doll wearing their best book cosplay
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  A giant Broker Doll looming over Crossroads
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  Ditto.
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  Also ditto.
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  Congratulations!
• 
  おめでとう！
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  A giant Broker Doll on top of the Crossroads tower

Trivia

• Broker Doll's model can be downloaded from the ROBLOX Creator Hub for use in ROBLOX Studio and other programs.