Traffic is an NPC in PHIGHTING!. He opens the player's Title menu in Crossroads and in the PHIGHT! Lobby.



Traffic likes to travel. He's traveled to every region a few times through hitchhiking and stays for around a week.[2]

Traffic had a gear, however it was stolen from him and it is unknown what his gear was.[3]



Lightblox and Traffic are friends,[4] and his lantern was given by her.[5] She is similar to a little sister to him.[6]


Ghosdeeri and Traffic are close friends. She lets him sleep in her library.[7]

Mx. Bot

Mx. Bot likes to mess with him. He is a "victim" to their schemes, although they do not do any serious harm to him.[8]

Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III

Pwnatious has a one-sided rivalry with Traffic. They heavily dislike him, but he is "too high to figure it out".[9]


  • "Suh dude, lemme open yo equip menu."



  • Traffic is a stoner.[10]


  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Soda in boggio community, June 23 2023 (Link | Image) - "traffic: 27yo, 5'8, sep 16
  2. @soda-stuff on Tumblr, 17 July 2023 (Link | Image) - "CAN WE GET A FUN FACT ABT TRAFFIC" "He travels! He's been to every region a handful of times via hitchhiking and likes setting up shop there for a week or two before moving out, I like to think Ghosdeeri gets a little worried since he'll be gone for weeks at a time but he always comes back around with stories for her library"
  3. Soda in boggio community, August 6 2023 (Link | Image) - "he doesn't have a gear got stolen Lmfao"
  4. Soda in boggio community, 11 April 2024 (Link | Image) - "soda are lightblox and traffic friends" "ys"
  5. @soda-stuff on Tumblr, 20 October 2023 ([1] | Image) - "Is the lantern traffic has from lightblox?" "yes"
  6. @soda-stuff on Tumblr, 13 July 2023 (Link | Image) - "Hi Soda :D! No need to answer this if this heavily relate to the lore, can you tell more about Lightblox and Traffic relationship?" "ahh i can't say too much about her but they are both very close, she's something like a little sister to him"
  7. @soda-stuff on Tumblr, 8 July 2023 (Link | Image) - "what is traffic and ghosdeeri's relationship? familial, platonic, rivals, etc?? or is it undecided yet" "they are just close friends !! She lets Traffic sleep in her library since he's pretty much homeless and i guess she found his silliness very endearing"
  8. @soda-stuff on Tumblr, 20 October 2023 (Link | Image) - "So what is mx bot's relation to traffic then if they want to mess with him?" "Every villain needs their victim, traffic just unfortunately happens to be one haha. It’s nothing serious tho, I don’t think Bot is capable of bringing harm to anyone despite what they say"
  9. Soda on stream at 02:54:17, 3 May 2024 - "Pwnage just like, fucking hates Traffic, and the dude- like, is too high to figure it out"
  10. @soda-stuff on Tumblr, 19 October 2023 (Link | Image) - "i just want to know if any of the phighters aside from Zuka smoke weed" "Traffic is a Californian stoner"

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