Broker Doll
A Broker Doll is an NPC in PHIGHTING!. Broker Dolls appeared all around Crossroads during the Decoy Deploy Phrenzy.
Overview
Broker Dolls are miniature dolls of The Broker that look strikingly similar to his Makeship plushie. They decorate Crossroads during the Decoy Deploy Phrenzy, appearing in various different places. They can be interacted with, and when doing so, will say something relating to their surroundings or other NPCs that are nearby.
Broker Dolls come in a variety of sizes, with most being a typical plush size, but some being huge - such as the Broker Doll in the sea or the Broker Doll at the top of the Crossroads tower.
A Broker Doll replaces Broker's usual spot in Crossroads, but its dialogue is unchanged, allowing the player to still purchase Brokercoin.
Dialogue
Broker Dolls produce dialogue when interacted with. All of their dialogue is as follows.
- "A child rejected by the village will burn it down to feel it's warmth."
- "bum"
- "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY"
- "Can't remember huh? A senior moment perhaps."
- "Congratulations! Press X to recieve your bux reward of 5000000!"
- "die 10000 deaths"
- "Elevation."
- "Enrichment."
- "fine dining"
- "help"
- "hjdsjkliepdshfgjhb"
- "I CAN'T STOP BUYING BROKER PLUSHIES!"
- "ime book!"
- "i dont like you"
- "i miss my wife"
- "I swear to god one day im gonna ##### #### ＃#＃＃#＃###＃＃#＃＃##＃###＃##＃####### #"
- "i was just born"
- "le spooky and vaugue story here"
- "looking for double glow fanta garg w mut slots pm me"
- "lost temple? why haven't you found it yet?"
- "miy arte"
- "Murder"
- "Physics"
- "soup"
- "This game needs more gambling"
- "this music sucks"
- "U dont understand. im literally 1. U must forgive"
- "vie staf"
Two Broker Dolls in the alleyway next to Yulaser say:
- "Cookies and good dreams 👼😇😇"
- "U got the stuff?"
There are two Broker Dolls overlooking the giant Broker Doll in the sea, on the road to Blackrock. They both say "Congratulations!", which is a reference to The End of Evangelion.
There is a Broker Doll sat in the room above Ranged Royale, looking at the giant image of a rack of ribs and who says "it's beautiful...".
There are two Broker Dolls sitting on beach chairs on top of an apartment, who both say "Just the two of us…".
Three Broker Dolls sitting at a table next to Cutiespace who all say "I’m Broker!"
There is a Broker Doll ontop of the Crossroads tower, behind the larger Broker Doll, who says "Silksong is releasing November 11th 2024". This is in reference to Hollow Knight: Silksong, a game series that Soda particularly enjoys.
All of the Broker Dolls inside JORRT (FOOD say "Wheres my food", with the Broker Doll behind the counter saying "Pressure...".
A Broker Doll over looking a giant sinking Broker Doll on the bridge to Blackrock says:
| Broker Doll |
… Oh! I'm sorry! i didn't see you there! Would you like to join me? Sit, and stay awhile, if you'd like. |
One of the Broker Dolls next to Betagraft says:
| Broker Doll |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sorry had to get that out of my system |
One of the Broker Dolls next to Cooler Boombox says:
| Broker Doll |
aaaappllglghhhhhfgggfwb Did u like my song? |
The Broker Doll on a balcony near da shop says:
| Broker Doll |
Are you scared? Well you should be! |
The Broker Doll next to Ghosdeeri says:
| Broker Doll |
9999 kil level 1000000 im cracked |
There are two Broker Dolls near to Pirate Medkit that say:
| Broker Doll |
Did you see that guy in the alley over there? He just keeps staring at me and starts laughing all weird! I don't have something on my face, do i? |
| Broker Doll |
Lurking.... Striking fear into da hearts of demons from de shadows... Mwuahaha... .... AHH!!! U scared me! |
The Broker Doll in an orange trailer near the center of Crossroads says:
| Broker Doll |
Do you know what the natural predator against a doll is? Dogs. I saw one rip my buddy apart! Now I stay in here...Where it's safe... |
The Broker Doll sat atop an ATM next to the Rat Zone says:
| Broker Doll |
Hello yes This is da atm service Give me your money |
The Broker Doll on the roof above Hoverboard says:
| Broker Doll |
I just ate my 50 millionth banana I don't feel so good |
The Broker Doll in the library next to Da Shop says:
| Broker Doll |
ime working if u arent buying anythifg then geyt lost bum |
The Broker Doll sat next to Eggsquerade Boombox says:
| Broker Doll |
i'm gonna do it. I'm gonnna reset the leaderboards |
The Broker Doll in Ranged Royale says:
| Broker Doll |
i think they put chemicals in these Mey Favorite! |
The Broker Doll in front of Ranged Royale says:
| Broker Doll |
In my restless dreams, i see that town. Crossroads. You promised you'd take me there again someday. But you never did |
The Broker Doll ontop of a building next to the Thieves' Den sign says:
| Broker Doll |
It's not always easy helping someone who is sad But we can make sure they know we're there for them. |
The Broker Doll on a BOGIO sign says:
| Broker Doll |
Reminder to double check face normals when importing your models into Roblox Studio U dont want flipped normals in your final mesh it'll become invisible and bad looking |
The Broker Doll on a roof near the food trucks says:
| Broker Doll |
Spiders are my favorite animal! What's yours? |
The Broker Doll behind Coolerbox says:
| Broker Doll |
they call me da trash doll. im da trash doll! |
The Broker Doll hanging on the building near Hoverboard says:
| Broker Doll |
To die of radiations from bananas you would need to eat 50 million bananas I dont actually know if that's true or not but you're not gonna fact check it. |
The Broker Doll ontop of a tall building next to Astrobox and Kramptana says:
| Broker Doll |
To Find Yourself, YouThink For Yourself -Socrates |
The Broker Doll sitting ontop of a car going towards Thieves' Den says:
| Broker Doll |
What do you think comes after death? It's one of life's greatest mysteries... I'm sure you'll find out soon! Not me tho im gonna live forever! |
The Broker Doll in the food truck near the center of Crossroads says:
| Broker Doll |
Why do people say 'hit the sack' when they go to sleep? When I hit the sack i dont go to sleep. I double over in pain and cant breathe for like 45 seconds |
There is a Broker Doll underneath the bridge going towards Lost Temple who has their own set of dialogue, seemingly referencing various things people have said to boggio.
| Broker Doll |
THE LORE?????!??! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???!1!??!?!? Devs should add my oc princess wand FIX THE MEMORY LEAKS Can i have tester pls some of u guys need to go to hell Incredibly unbalanced, nothing to work for, terrible anticheat that false positives when you have high ping, no update in ages, all skins are unobtainable rn they should hire me as a writer when next phestival? |
Gallery
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A pack of Broker Dolls in their natural habitat: the alleyway -
Broker Doll witnessing a murder -
Broker Doll wearing the Hat of the Devoted -
Broker Doll sitting next to Another Boombox -
Broker Doll wearing the Mask of the Vengeful -
Broker Doll sitting next to Zuka -
Broker Doll sitting above Zuka -
Broker Doll chilling above one of the Crossroads TVs -
Broker Doll chilling in the void underneath the Lost Temple bridge -
Broker Doll flexing their KDA -
Broker Doll disapproving of Traffic -
Broker Doll who has an offer you can't refuse -
Broker Doll sitting inside a food truck -
Broker Doll in far too close proximity to Kramptana -
Broker Doll relaxing somewhere familiar... -
Broker Doll enjoying some fine dining at Slingshot's Cat Cafe -
A particularly aerodynamic Broker Doll -
Broker Doll about to eat their 50,000,001st banana -
Broker Doll explaining a fact about Radiation in Bananas -
A lonely Broker Doll cursed to man the cash register at Pink Parlor forever -
Broker Doll talking about the game needs more gambling -
A newborn baby Broker Doll -
Broker Doll asking for your money -
Broker Doll discovering physics -
Broker Doll showing us their art -
Hang on a minute, that looks familiar... -
A helpful Broker Doll hanging around the back of the apartments -
Two Broker Dolls partaking in purely legal activities -
Broker Doll enjoying some highly processed "food" -
A rather philosophical Broker Doll -
Broker Doll not enjoying Coolerbox's music -
Broker Doll sat across from Valleystaff -
A pack of Broker Dolls waiting for their food -
Broker Doll lost in the sauce -
A group of Broker Dolls inside the library -
Ditto. -
Broker Doll wearing their best book cosplay -
A giant Broker Doll looming over Crossroads -
Ditto. -
Also ditto. -
A Broker Doll who hides from the beast. -
Two Broker Dolls passionate about music. -
A Broker Doll on top of a red car. -
Broker Doll behind bars. -
A Broker Doll who remembers a promise. -
The trash man. -
A Broker Doll who has quite the foul mouth. -
Broker Doll overlooking the city. -
Broker Doll basking in the moonlight. -
Broker Doll who has the high ground. -
Scary... -
Broker Doll who lurks in the shadows. -
A Broker Doll self conscious about their appearence. -
Broker Doll who reset the leaderboards. -
Broker Doll engrossed in the ribs... -
Broker Doll watching the fall.. -
Just the two of them.. -
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A giant Broker Doll on top of the Crossroads tower
Trivia
- Broker Doll's model can be downloaded from the ROBLOX Creator Hub for use in ROBLOX Studio and other programs.
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